There is a huge benefit to being a believer. You get to live forever. That is indeed a sweet plum isn’t it? As a non-believer I will live a few decades and then I’m worm food. I’ll admit, that’s less appealing than eternal life.

Who want’s to see some atheist porn? I know I do…

I always come across funny religious pictures so I figured I would make a nice collection for you. Each one is funnier than the last…

Do you like being on the cutting edge of knowledge? I thought so…

So where can this cutting edge knowledge be found? You guessed it, the bible.

Me, of course! Two door-to-door Mormon saleswomen (”sisters” their nametags said) visited me today. I saw them on my porch through the window… they knocked on the door. I didn’t feel like talking to them (blasphemy, I know) so I ignored them. But, as if a sign from God, five minutes later they rang the bell. I could not ignore this. By the way, don’t ask me what they were doing out there for five minutes. I like to pretend they were pleasuring each other. After a quick chat, I’m now the proud owner of a high quality* Book of Mormon.

*refers to construction materials not literary content.

Watch this video where a bunch of Christians take a video camera around and try to make people as uncomfortable as possible.

Quick, get the shotgun!

Today is the one day a year where we get to celebrate the death of God. Wheee! Atheists and Christians unite! Let’s take a look at how the holiday is viewed from both Christian and atheist perspectives:

Hey gang!
I recently came across this video called Faces Of The ‘Godless’ Movement on NationalJournal.com.
In the video they have a demographic breakdown like this:
African American Voters: 16,250,000
Religiously Unaffiliated Votes: 15,000,000
Hispanic Voters: 11,250,000
Jewish Voters: 2,500,000
Gay Voters: 5,000,000
Yay! Soon we will have the largest mass of minority voters! But wait a second, what’s wrong with [...]

In case you haven’t heard, there is a new Terminator movie coming out soon.
Check out the trailer…