Finally! The world’s two most popular and hilarious memes have been combined into one giant super-meme. Lolcats, those wacky pictures of cats with crazy ungrammatical and poorly spelled captions, gets mixed with the Bible, that wacky and crazy fantasy epic, to yield… the Lolcat Bible. Predicatably, the lolcat translation of the Bible makes no sense. This is predictable because the English translation makes no sense.

But let teh gud be happeh; let dem rejoice before Ceiling Cat: let dem be happeh. [Psalm 68:3]

Oh yeah, Ceiling Cat is God. So let us rejoice, fellow holy freaks, in a number of inspirational Lolcat Bible passages.

The topic of this post is, “why doesn’t God know”. For someone who is all knowing, I have to say, I’m not really that impressed.
Let’s head on over to Exodus.

The LORD said to Moses and Aaron in Egypt, “…Then they are to take some of the blood and put it on the sides and [...]

Charles Darwin was a sexist. It’s true… kind of. Darwin’s sexism was not necessarily out of prejudice, but rather he was attempting to postulate an objective position.
“The chief distinction in the intellectual powers of the two sexes is shewn by man’s attaining to a higher eminence, in whatever he takes up, than can [...]

There was a man named Natambu from an indigenous tribe, who lived on a beautiful remote island. Natambu was born a few decades ago in his small village. Natambu was born to a loving mother and father and he always tried very hard to please them. He was a warm and loving [...]

The focus of today’s discussion is a man named Balaam referenced in Numbers 22:28-29. Today we will attempt to gauge the psyche of Balaam and speculate what was going inside his head during the key events in Numbers 22:28-29.

As we all know, Numbers 22:28 says, “And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, [...]