Change is on the way, comrades! Tomorrow Obama gets sworn in as the new President of the United States. Here’s the Holy Freak guide to the Presidential inauguration.

I have foreign relatives. They live in Greece. They do this because they’re Greek. Greece is a very religious country. They’re all Greek Orthodox there. Greek Orthodoxy is like Catholicism except for a few pointless disagreements and one significant one (the Pope). Also, services are in Greek and they use a funny calendar. So I was talking to one of my loosely legally related relatives on the phone today.

Presidential candidate Barack Obama says he’s a Christian. Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, and their right-wing compatriots like to insinuate (at the very least) that Obama is secretly a Muslim. This would disqualify him from being a good President. I agree with that. In fairness, I say the same thing about Christians.
Despite this, the craziest claim [...]