This is a public service announcement from HolyFreak.com. Today is the Day of the Dead. Be on the lookout for reverse zombies. These are zombies that want YOU to eat THEIR flesh.A picture of what to watch out for follows…

The big question is, why are we here? What is our lot in life? What purpose do we serve? Let’s take a look at the day in the life of someone who is productive…

You look out your window. Two men with pamphlets are walking up your neighbor’s drive way. Your neighbor answers the door, shakes her head, then closes the door. It can only be one thing… Jehovah’s witnesses and I’m next!!! As an atheist, you may think it will be hilarious to [...]

When sneezing, be sure to say, “excuse me” in a loud clear voice. Be sure to say it very quickly, immediately after you sneeze. This will greatly reduce the chances of getting a “God bless you”.
Sometimes, you’ll get someone who is quick on the draw, and loves to go around making god bless [...]