FAQ

Q: Does God exists?
A: No, but thanks for asking.

Q: Aren’t you guys worried about going to hell?
A: It can’t be worse than New Jersey.

Q: Why are you people so angry all the time? Did you get raped by a priest or something?
A: Please only ask one question at a time.

Q: Why are you people so angry all the time?
A: We’re not, we exaggerate to get our point across.

Q: Did you get raped by a priest or something?
A: No we didn’t…thank god.

Q: You guys fucken rock! I love you guys and you have an awesome blog!
A: That’s not a question, but thanks.

Q: Are you guys assholes in real life too?
A: Not really. We maintain this site for entertainment purposes.

Q: I deny God the father, Jesus the son, and the holy spirit.
A: Oh! I tricked you into reading that! Ha, sucks for you.

Q: I saw God once. How can you go around saying he doesn’t exist?
A: That wasn’t god, that was marijuana.

Q: Do you guys think you’re funny or something?
A: Yes.

Q: I’m new to atheism. Do you guys even go to church?
A: Of course we do! (Except we call them “libraries”.)

Q: Since when does a blog need a FAQ?
A: I don’t know man, chill the freak out. Besides, you’re reading it aren’t you?

Q: Why do you hate God?
A: We don’t hate God. It’s just that he owes us money, the prick.

Q: What are you going to say to God if he is real?
A: “What’s the deal with the platypus?”